No Harm Done

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Gee. Thanks, Mom.

Your birthday gift of Bed Head styling gel is very much appreciated.


I mean it.

When you said, "You don't even have to comb your hair. Just put the gel in, shake your head, and let it dry," this boy took you seriously.

I don't know if he'll ever comb his hair again.

Maybe for the next birthday you can send a comb? Or clippers? A mirror, even.

Help me out, here.

Wednesday, November 05, 2008

Here's One For The Road!

OK, Mallory.

For two years I've teased you about supporting Barack Obama's run for the Presidency.

For example:
"Darn You Mallory!" - The infamous April Fool's post.
"Did I Fool You?" - The reveal.
"O Mallory"- The first Obama Girl video
The Kucinich support video - In honor of your friend.

Wow. Now that I look at all those......that list is longer than I thought!

You've held up well. You haven't buckled. You were strong.

I promised myself that I would no longer give you a hard time after the election. And I intend to stick to that promise. But I saw this news report today, and I couldn't resist. Especially when they showed footage from Portland.

So Mallory, enjoy the news segment. I love you and your idealism! :)

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