Gee. Thanks, Mom.

Your birthday gift of Bed Head styling gel is very much appreciated.

Really.

I mean it.

When you said, "You don't even have to comb your hair. Just put the gel in, shake your head, and let it dry," this boy took you seriously.

I don't know if he'll ever comb his hair again.

Maybe for the next birthday you can send a comb? Or clippers? A mirror, even.

Help me out, here.

Here's One For The Road!

OK, Mallory.

For two years I've teased you about supporting Barack Obama's run for the Presidency.

For example:
"Darn You Mallory!" - The infamous April Fool's post.
"Did I Fool You?" - The reveal.
"O Mallory"- The first Obama Girl video
The Kucinich support video - In honor of your friend.

Wow. Now that I look at all those......that list is longer than I thought!

You've held up well. You haven't buckled. You were strong.

I promised myself that I would no longer give you a hard time after the election. And I intend to stick to that promise. But I saw this news report today, and I couldn't resist. Especially when they showed footage from Portland.

So Mallory, enjoy the news segment. I love you and your idealism! :)


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