"DEATH COMES UNEXPECTEDLY!!!"

Brogan has decided he wants to write an encouraging letter to our pastor.

In it, he explains, "You are the complete opposite of the minister in 'Pollyanna.' "



I think he'll be encouraged, no?

Dear [State] Welcoming Committee,

Thank you so much for having your representative contact us personally to review our application to move to your state.

Unfortunately, your representative neglected to leave his name or contact number, and we are unable to return his call.

Would you be so good to have him contact us via e-mail, so that we may discuss his recent call?

Thank you.