Our conversation in the car today:

Colson: Mom? Wouldn't it be great if, every time I did something, everyone said, "Aaaahhhh, such cuteness!"

Me: Do people say that to you now?

Colson: No.

Me: But you want them to say it to you?

Colson: Yes!

Me: What kinds of things would you need to be doing for people to tell you you're cute?

Colson: One time, when I was at Braden's braces doctor, I asked the lady there for a cookie and she gave it to me. That's when I knew I had the cuteness ability.

Me: ........................

Colson: When I was just born, I didn't know what I could do. But now..... now I know what the cuteness can do.