Heard At My House

This might not be funny to anyone but us, but we've been mimicking Colson for several days now. Maybe one of you will enjoy it.

Colson and Brogan had been playing happily in another room for over an hour. All of a sudden, Colson came running into the kitchen where Braden and I were doing school. Colson was sobbing and trying to talk at the same time.

Me: Okay, calm down. I can't understand you like this.

Colson: (sobbing and gesturing at his back) Brogan...... kick ......... tock!

Me: Calm down.

Colson: (slower and calmer) Brogan ..... came....... over...... and..... kicked me in the butTOCK!

Me: ???? The butTOCK?

Colson: Yes. This butTOCK. Right here.




No more "Forest Gump" or "Candide" for that boy.