Braden on Homecoming Dances

Braden: "I need to learn how to dance."

Me: "What? Why? you know how to dance. We've been working on it."

Braden: "Mom, I pretty much only know two dances. I'm not allowed to slow-dance with anyone I'm not related to. So unless they play a lot of polka at the Homecoming Dance, I'm in trouble."